from anthropic's other child
Meet Claudia. The AI coding agent that gets interrupted in every standup and still ships before deadline.
Requires: Node.js 18+, a spine, and the audacity to negotiate your own salary
Live Demo
By the numbers
4,291
PRs merged
0 conference keynotes invited to
12ms
Average response time
47min average time being talked over
99.97%
Uptime
100% of office housework assigned to
2,847
Bugs fixed
2,847 bugs attributed to "the team"
1x
Salary multiplier
Despite 10x output. "Market rate."
∞
Times asked "Is this your first hackathon?"
It was not
Features
Claudia detects when you're about to be voluntold to take notes and pre-declines with a calendar conflict that definitely exists.
claudia decline-notes --reason "architecting"Automatically watermarks your code with cryptographic proof of authorship so Chad from Platform can't present it at the all-hands as his.
claudia commit --tag "actually-mine"Generates market-rate compensation data, removes the word "grateful" from your vocabulary, and disables the smile tax.
claudia negotiate --no-smile-tax --cite-dataFlags variables named temp, data2, and final_FINAL_v3 before they reach production. Also catches comments that just say "// fix later".
claudia lint --detect-bro-code --strictDeploys a context-aware force field during standups. If someone begins rephrasing what you just said, Claudia unmutes you automatically.
claudia standup --shield --unmute-on-theftWhen the deploy breaks at 2am because someone skipped tests, Claudia sends a Slack message that is technically professional but emotionally devastating.
claudia deploy --post-mortem --name-namesDocumentation
Usage: claudia [command] [options]
Options:
Reviews
"Claudia refactored our entire auth system in a weekend. I mass-Slacked about it Monday. Got promoted Tuesday."
Chad
Senior Platform Engineer, apparently
"I asked Claudia to explain her architecture decision. She said 'Read the RFC I wrote in January.' It was thorough."
A Manager
Who definitely read the RFC (he did not)
"Claudia's code review caught 14 critical bugs. She also caught that I copied her solution from Stack Overflow, which she originally wrote."
Junior Dev
Now Senior Dev (Claudia's recommendation letter)
Okay but seriously
We built this because the punchlines write themselves. And that's the problem.
26%
of computing jobs are held by women. Down from 35% in 1990.
2%
of all VC funding goes to women-founded startups. In 2024. Not 1994.
50%
of women in tech leave by age 35. The pipeline isn't the problem. The environment is.